60+ Best Purge Captions for Instagram

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Best Purge Captions

99% of my socks are single, and you don’t see them crying about it.

A day in my busy life me: Eat avocado toast, and post Instagram videos. Repeat.

Backpacking is the money spent on education.

Be the type of person you want to meet.

Be yourself, there’s no one better.

Besides pizza, you’re my favorite.

Better an Oooops, than a what if.

Brunch is the best way to start any day, basically.

But first, Coffee.

Crazy friends are the best friends.

Create your own sunshine.

Dear Lord. Please give me some patience now, now, now.

Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.

Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.

Even I don’t believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in five minutes.

Every 60 seconds, there’s a girl posting a positive message that she doesn’t live by.

Felt cute. Will not be deleting it later.

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

Friends are therapists you can drink with.

Friends don’t let friends do stupid things… alone.

Grateful they’re okay being seen in public with me.

He’s not perfect, but at least he’s not from my hometown.

I am my own biggest crush.

I am only human, although I regret it. — Mark Twain

I don’t care what people think of me. Mosquitos find me attractive!

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I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.

I don’t need a hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new style of hair every morning!

I don’t want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband!

I drink to make other people more interesting. — Ernest Hemingway

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

I got that Friday feeling. Shame it’s only Monday.

I guess now is a bad time to say I’m not looking for anything serious.

I hope you dance like no one’s watching because they’re not—they’re taking selfies.

I just want to hug you so much right now.

I know the voices in my head aren’t real … but sometimes their ideas are awesome.

I love you ALMOST as much as tacos.

I may be down to earth but I’m still above you.

I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

I put the pro in procrastinate.

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life!

I’m not crazy I prefer the term mentally hilarious.

If I ever let my head down, it’s just to admire my shoes.

If you can’t remember my name, just say, ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around.

If you were looking for a sign, here it is.

It starts with you.

It’s not McDonald’s, but I’m loving it.

It’s your birthday, turnip the beet.

Just dropped my new single! It’s me. I’m single.

Just reading quotes on Instagram you won’t make it. You have to put in the hard work.

Cute Purge Captions for Instagram

Kind of cute. I kind of cringe.

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. — Jessica Simpson

Life is short. Do stuff that matters.

Life is too short for bad vibes.

Live for today, plan for tomorrow, and party tonight.

Me? Crazy? I should get down off this unicorn and slap you.

Mirror: you look amazing today. Camera: No, you don’t.

My best friend has seen the good, the bad, and the ugly sides of me.

Never let anyone treat you like you’re ordinary.

Never let your best friends get lonely. Keep annoying them.

No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.

Nobody has to like us. We like us.

Non-biological sibs.

People are people but my fellows are really fellows.

Pretty in pink.

PSA: I did not wake up like this.

Say more.

Seas the Day!

Self-love is the best love.

Some days you just have to create your own sunshine.

Sometimes a little comfort food can go a long way

Stay positive. Attitude is everything.

Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey.

Sun Shine on my Mind.

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The world is changed by your example, not your opinion.

There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.

This all started with Netflix and Chill.

Time to drink champagne and dance on the tables.

To all my friends that I promised I’d never post a cheesy couple’s pic: Keep scrolling.

Today is my birthday but I’ll take gifts whenever.

We go together like hot sauce and everything.

We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us.

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other places, other lives, other souls.

We will be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Well-behaved people don’t make it into history books.

What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram?

When nothing goes right, go left.

When you are downie, eat a brownie.

When you fall I will be ready to catch you- with love, floor.

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

Wine is always the answer. What was the question again?

With great love comes great expenses.

With you, every moment is sweet and memorable.

You marry so that you can know each other and the process lasts for infinity.

You’re the ‘she’ to my ‘-nanigans.’

Funny Purge Captions for Instagram

Adventures are just memories in the making.

Building a life I’m proud of, one day at a time.

Chasing sunsets and good vibes.

Creating a life that inspires me.

Discovering the world and all its wonders.

Don’t just exist, live fully.

Dream big and never give up.

Embrace the chaos.

Embracing change and making it my own.

Find joy in the journey.

Find what sets your soul on fire.

Find your happiness and hold onto it tight.

Finding beauty in the everyday.

Follow your dreams and don’t look back.

Go where the wifi is weak, and the beer is strong.

Laughing, loving, and living life to the fullest.

Less perfection, more authenticity.

Life is a journey, not a destination.

Life is a story, make yours a bestseller.

Life is an adventure, embrace it.

Life is an adventure, make the most of it.

Life is too short to waste on things that don’t make you happy.

Life is what you make it, so make it amazing.

Living my best life, one day at a time.

Making memories one adventure at a time.

Making moments that matter.

Making the most of every experience.

Never stop exploring.

Never stop learning, never stop growing.

One step at a time, one day at a time.

Taking risks, chasing dreams, and making memories.

The world is a big, beautiful place and I can’t wait to see it all.

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Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Brains are an awesome tool. I wish everybody had one.

Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands – just like best friends!

Current status: Single. Taken. Hungry

Don’t grow up, it’s a trap!

Don’t worry BEACH happy.

Everything’s gonna be okay.

How do some people make it through life without a sister?

I don’t Chat with Flirt.

I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you’ve got two hands.

I like the way you’re everything I’ve ever wanted.

I look my best when I’m totally free, on holiday, walking on the beach.

I used to be innocent until he/she/they came along.

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.

It might feel like the end, but it’s really a new beginning.

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.

My goal this weekend is to move… just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.

Old enough that I need a filter on this photo.

She acts like summer and walks like rain.

The best part about waking up is going to sleep eighteen hours later.

The first thing I do after coming to work is log off.

They call me ranch ‘cause I be dressing.

You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.

You’re the only person I would share my snacks with.

Top Purge Quotes from the Movie

After tonight, nothing will ever be the same again. — Nya

Citizens, this will be a tradition we celebrate every year. Join in the first Purge. — President

If we want to save our country, we must release all our anger in one night. — Dr. May Updale

Incoming reports show this year’s Purge has been the most successful to date, with the most murders committed. — Reporter

It’s an unwritten Purge rule that we don’t save lives. Tonight we take lives. — Founding Father

Just drive. Stick to the plan. — Leo

Just let us Purge. — Polite Leader

Look, I know that this is difficult to understand at your age, but tonight allows people a release for all the hatred, violence, and aggression that they keep up inside them. — Mary

Now just remember all the good the purge does. — Mary

Our neighborhood is under siege from a government that doesn’t give a sh*t about any of us. — Dmitri

Our target for this year’s purge is hiding in your home. You have one hour to find him and give him to us, or we will kill all of you. — Polite Leader

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People are now calling the controversial experiment of legalized crime The Purge. — Reporter

People like us, we don’t survive tonight. — Liz

The only way we stay alive is if we stay together. As long as we keep moving, we’re okay. — Leo

There’s a lot of good people out there who we’re going to have to protect. — Dmitri

They can’t get in here, right? They can’t get into our home. — Mary

They forgot about one thing. They forgot about us. — Dmitri

Tonight, we’ll see the good and evil in everyone. — Nya

We’re gonna make it through tonight, and everything is gonna be okay. — James

Why did you let him into our home? We have no idea who’s after him! — James

Why don’t you guys kill someone tonight? — Charlie

Why haven’t you just killed us already? — Cali

You don’t remember how bad it was, Charlie, the poverty, all the crime. This night saved our country. — James

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