Have you ever tried using science to spark a crush’s interest? Try this time Breaking Bad pick up lines that are the perfect blend of wit, chemistry, and humor for fans ready to level up romance.
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Breaking Bad Pick Up Lines: Flirty Fun Meets Science.
This is for all Breaking Bad fans! If you are a crazy lover of Walter White’s genius and Jesse Pinkman’s slang then you must use the show’s iconic quotes to break the ice? These funny pick up lines are full of chemistry jokes, show references, as they are cleverly good for play on words.
- Are you made of blue meth? Because you’re crystal clear perfection.
Since this line uses the ‘blue sky’ referred to in the show that mixes it up in a sweet compliment, it doesn’t really work. This is a fun way to show off your fandom! - Are you a car battery? Because I’m positive and I feel like we’ve got a connection.
A nod to the acid-filled bathtub scene, this quirky line is silly enough to make anyone laugh. This acid-filled bathtub scene, the quirky line is silly enough but laugh so anyone will find it funny. - Is your name Heisenberg? Because you’ve ruled my thoughts all day.
Perfect for someone who appreciates Walter’s alter ego. Add a wink for extra charm! Perfect for those who appreciate Walter’s alter ego. Add a wink for extra charm!
Pro Tip: Keep it light so that nobody hurts. Don’t take these lines seriously, the sole purpose is to entertainment only.
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It will become more crazy if you combined them with funny Breaking Bad trivia question like Guess my favorite element? Hint: It’s ‘Br Ba’ on the periodic table!
Perfect funny lines to do or say whether you’re at a comic con or texting to impress your crush. Timing is everything; just remember like Jesse’s cooking skills.⚗️
Breaking Bad Pick Up Lines
- All you have to do is respect our chemistry.
- Are you a Mule? ‘Cause you’ve been running meth through my mind all night.
- Are you Dio ’cause you can ring my bell anytime.
- Are you happy to see me, or is that a volumetric flask in your pocket?
- Are you kosher, Heisenberg? Because I’m gonna eat you up.
- Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
- Baby, is your love 99.1% pure?
- Baby, the only thing clearer than this batch of crystal is the rock I’ll put on your finger.
- Boxer or briefs? Whitey. Tighties.
- Chem students do it on the table periodically.
- Come inside my RV and I’ll demonstrate to you some genuine science.
- Come inside my RV and I’ll show you some real chemistry.
- Come on baby light my fire!
- Crystal Meth ain’t got nothing on you, baby!
- Damn, that chick’s got an ass like an onion. Makes me wanna cry.
- Do you like the color blue? Because I got something special for you.
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Funny Breaking Bad Pick Up Lines
- Do you wanna come back to my place and see my Jesse Pinkman?
- Even Walter White couldn’t improve on the chemistry between us.
- Feelin’ lonely, girl? Better call Saul!
- Girl you so naughty that I better call saul.
- Girl, I want to love you like Walter Junior loves breakfast.
- Girl, I’m about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.
- Girl, your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg’s crystal.
- Go along with me in bed. Battle me and bite the dust.
- Hey babe, want to break bad in my bed?
- Hey baby, if you’re the one who knocks? Because I just answered the door.
- Hey Baby, My Name Is Saul Goodman. I guess you better call me.
- Hey girl, you want to head to my RV and form a covalent bond?
- Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. My name’s Saul Goodman, so call me maybe?
- Hey the lights are on and you’re still dancing alone…
- Hop in my Aztec and we’ll go get the car washed.
- I always take my clothes off before picking up women. I can’t have my wife smelling you on me when I go home, can I.
Dirty Breaking Bad Pick Up Lines
- I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And I was really — I was alive… when I am with you.
- I hope you have eggs in your refrigerator, girl. Because I’m making breakfast in the morning.
- I like your dress, but it would look better on the floor of my meth lab.
- I love you as much as Marie loves purple.
- I love you more than Marie loves the color purple.
- I own a carwash. Let’s get dirty.
- I want to go to the gym, so I can walk up to a lady on the treadmill lean in close and whisper tread lightly!
- I won’t call you bitch unless you want me to. (Jesse)
- I’d take a bomb on a wheelchair for you.
- I’m in the DEA and I’m totally DTF. -Hank
- I’m married so you know I won’t be all clingy and shit.
- I’m the one who knocks your hips outta joint if you think you can handle it.
- I’d take a bomb on a wheelchair for you.
- If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
- If the trailer’s a rockin’, don’t come a knockin’!
- If you refuse my request, I think you better tread lightly.
Cheesy Breaking Bad Pick Up Lines
- If you were choking on your vomit I would definitely roll you over.
- I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
- I’m in the DEA and I’m totally DTF. (Hank)
- I’m the one who knocks.
- Is that a crystal in your pocket or are ya just glad to see me?
- Is that an Ermentraut in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
- Is your name Gustavo Fring? Cause I’d cook for you.
- Is your name Tuco? Cuz you just tuco my breath away.
- Join me in bed. Fight me and die!
- La familia es todo.
- Let’s discover our coefficient of friction.
- Lets get together and test the spring potential of my mattress.
- Move on over, Walter. I think Malcom wants to be in the middle.
- My love for you is 99.1% pure.
- My meth is a pretty blue, but not as pretty as the blue in your eyes.
- Nice to meet you. I’m a recovering herion addict.
Best Breaking Bad Pick Up Lines
- Real men know how to cook.
- Say my name!
- Say you want this.
- Screw Meth. Love is my drug.
- Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
- When you and me get together it’s like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
- Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
- Yo, Gatorade me, bitch. (Jesse)
- You are the Jesse to my Jane.
- You are the Lily to my Valley.
- You are welcome to my territory anytime.
- You know what it feels like to be on meth? Would you like to?
- You see that bag of blue meth. Could you pick that up for me?
- You’re giving me an exothermic reaction in my pants.
- Your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg’s crystal
- Your kiss is like an onion. It makes me want to cry.
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