Get ready to have Drinking Captions for your next drink party pictures. No party is complete without alcohol such as beer, wine, it completely refreshes your mood.
You can plan your weekend to enjoy Happy hours with friends with a cocktail in hand, we have a handy boozy caption that can go well with your pics.
Boost the spirit, forget the stress, and enjoy your day, it’s always good to have a break from your daily routine.
A sip of your favorite alcoholic beverage can revitalize you after a hectic weekend schedule. So when you take selfies or group photos with favorite-drink, capture that moment by putting Drinking Instagram Captions Quotes on it.
- A drink a day keeps reality at bay
- A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
- A party without champagne is just a meeting.
- After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.
- After work, we hit the gin.
- Always find time for the things and people who make you happy.
- B.E.E.R = Brew. Enjoy. Empty. Repeat
- Be happy for this moment.
- Beer is not the answer. Beer is the Question. Yes is the answer.
- Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health.
- Beer. Lime. & Sunshine.
- Bottoms Up
- Can’t stop to chat. I’m late for a meeting at wine o’clock.
- Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
- Cheers to many more years (and many more beers)
- Drink triple, see double, act single
- Drinking before 10am makes you a pirate not an alcoholic
- Every hour deserves to be happy.
- Everything happens for a reisling.
- Finish your day sparkling.
- Friday called. She’s on her way and she’s bringing wine.
- Frosé kind of day.
- Good vibes happen at happy hour.
- Happy hour o’clock.
- Happy hour views.
- Happy hour? I prefer to make every hour happy.
- How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
- I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. — Ron White
- I drink to make other people more interesting.
- I have mixed drinks about feelings
- I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.
- I worked hard all week to put beer on this table.
- I’m in need of liquid therapy
- If life gives you limes, make margarita
- In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.
- It’s time to wine down.
- It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.
- It’s my favorite time of day.
- Let’s pop bottles.
- Live every hour like it’s happy hour.
Drinking Captions For Instagram
- Move over, coffee. Today is a day for champagne.
- My happy place.
- Never chase anything but drinks and dreams.
- Not wine-ing about this situation.
- One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
- Only count the happy hours.
- Party now, adult later.
- Save water, drink wine.
- Step aside coffee! This is a job for alcohol!
- Stop and smell the rosé.
- Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer.
- Take time to coast (and toast).
- Thank you for the bottom of my glass.
- The more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink.
- The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.
- There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.
- Time flies when you’re having rum.
- Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.
- To beer, or not to beer, that is a silly question.
- Wine not?
- You know what rhymes with Friday? Wine.
Funny Drinking Quotes
- 24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
- Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
- Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
- Alcohol removes inhibitions – like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: Now bring on that damn cat!
- Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health. – Thomas Jefferson
- Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world. – Jack Nicholson
- Cheers to the freakin’ weekend. — Rihanna, Cheers (Drink to That)
- He was a wise man who invented beer. – Plato
- To some it’s a six-pack. To me it’s a Support Group.
- What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
- When we drink we get drunk. When we get drunk we fall asleep. When we fall asleep we commit no sin. When we commit no sin we go to heaven. Sooooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!
Drinking Instagram Captions
- Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.
- Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky and a dog to eat the rare steak.
- Here’s to alcohol, the rose-colored glasses of life.
- I pray you, do not fall in love with me, for I am falser than vows made in wine.
- I work until beer o’clock.
- In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.
- Independence is a heady draught, and if you drink it in your youth, it can have the same effect on the brain as young wine does. It does not matter that its taste is not always appealing. It is addictive and with each drink, you want more.
- That’s what I do. I drink and I know things.
- They say as soon as you have to cut down on your drinking, you have a drinking problem.
- Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
- Twinkle, twinkle, little star, point me to the nearest bar.
- Watch me sip, watch me lay lay
- Wine is sunlight, held together by water.