Get the perfect Baddie Petty Captions for Instagram for your next IG post with our collection of sassy, baddie-approved captions.
Captions are a great way to express yourself without verbal communication. If used with relevant pictures becomes a power-packed message that has a deep impact.
Instagram is such a platform that allows you to put forward your says, feelings, and emotions with pictures, videos, and short stories with your followers.
Images with Clever Petty captions add more humor to them, which will ultimately fetch you more likes and shares.
Find here the top recommendations from Baddie Petty Captions for Instagram posts.
23 Baddie Petty Captions for Instagram
- A bad attitude will get you everywhere…just not into my car!
- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and have their shoes!
- Confidence check. Style check. Good hair day Check and mate! Sorry haters… you lose again!
- Did you really just ask me that #mindblown
- Don’t check for me unless you have a check for me.
- Don’t get mad at me just because I’m pettier than you.
- Don’t hate the player, hate the game… and I play it well
- Find me where the wild things are.
- How do you do it! You manage to make me feel ugly, while also making yourself look amazing. What a talent!
- I am not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens!
- I don’t work for the money, I make the money work for me.
- I don’t always lose weight by running away from cookies…but when I do, it works.
- I don’t have a drinking problem…I drink, I get drunk. No problem!
- I don’t need a man to take selfies for me.
- I don’t need a man! All of my clothes match and everything… #iwokeuplikethis
- I don’t need to like myself; that would require me to like other people too!
- I don’t need you… I got my selfies and they’re great.
- I don’t need your opinion… I already know I’m perfect.
- I don’t normally like to brag, but I’m so done with you!
- I feel so blessed to have the opportunity of being a blessing.
- I feel sorry for people that don’t drink because when they wake up in the morning, that is the best they are going to feel all day.
- I gotta stop giving CPR to dead situations.
- I had a drink the other day…and then I decided to have another one.
- I live my life in fast forward, but they haters wanna rewind me.
- I look like such a baddie in this photo that I had no choice but to post it
21 Baddie Petty Instagram Captions
- I looked up adorable in the dictionary and it said, see me.
- I think that is why they call them ‘happy’ memories instead of ‘perfect’ memories.
- I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
- I was born with my eyes closed…maybe that’s why they are always shut.
- I was going to make a joke but then something terrible happened and I forgot what it was!
- I was just looking at my phone and then suddenly the sky became dark.
- I wouldn’t chase you because I’m the catch.
- I’m a vibe that no one else can replace.
- I’m the truth, so hold your lies.
- If I had one wish it would be for more wishes to come true.
- If you do what you’ve always done, you’ll get what you’ve always gotten.
- If you’re nice to me, I’ll be mean to you.
- I’m not arrogant, but my selfies are worth a thousand words. And they can’t be said…it’s too much for your brain to handle!
- I’m not bitter… you’re just an ugly shade of yellow.
- I’m not clumsy, I just have a lot of magic in my hands
- I’m not looking at your face because it’s probably ugly.
- I’m not rude; I just speak the truth.
- I’m not rude; you just can’t handle all of this pettiness!
- I’m not trying to be funny, but it’s kinda hard when you’re this cute!
- I’m not vain; I just know how to highlight my best features.
- It was a dark and stormy night…and then I took out the trash.
- It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it’s hilarious!
- Life goes on, with or without you.
- Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass…it’s about learning how to dance in it.
- My dentist told me that my teeth are just as white as anyone else’s and I believed her until now!
11 Short Baddie Petty Instagram Captions
- My fairy godmother told me I would go to the ball, and now here I am!
- My hands are on fleek, but so are my eyebrows…
- My reputation precedes me because it usually follows behind.
- My self-esteem is high enough without your approval, thanks!
- My selfies are so great, it’s going to be hard for you to top them.
- Not everybody has to like me. I can’t force you to have good taste.
- She has fire in her soul and grace in her heart.
- Some people are like Slinkies…not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
- Some people say I don’t think before I speak…but they can never understand my genius because they aren’t as smart as me.
- Someone needs to invent glasses for blind people with cats in them!
- Sorry haters…but the only thing that’s going to catch my attention is a good selfie!
- Sorry, but my self-esteem is too important for it to be based on your approval!
- Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.
- The fact that my other half is always here for me…even when I mess up. Puts everything into perspective, doesn’t it
- The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.
- The only way you’ll win is if I quit.
- The other day I was thinking about what makes me happy…then I thought, I know!
17 Baddie Petty Quotes for Instagram
- The same ol’ me, just a little bit more fabulous.
- There are only two people in life you should trust one is you and the other isn’t me!
- They say laughter is the best medicine. That’s why my doctor gives me a new prescription every month!
- This is where your IQ drops 100 points…watch out!
- When I said I don’t need your help I meant it! You can take that last piece of cake and shove it up to your nose.
- When you want Cinderella’s dress but all they have is ‘Ariel’ in your size!
- When your mom says you can’t dye your hair orange because it doesn’t look good on redheads but then she does it herself.
- Why is everyone always in my selfie Can’t a girl get some peace
- You can try to be cute all you want, but it won’t make up for the fact that your hair is greasy.
- You mean I have to leave the house when that’s my good side
- Your approval is the last thing on my mind tonight baby boo! Why are you always trying to get in between sis and her wine
- You’re just mad because I have more followers than you do! #saltyoverhere
- You’re only mad because I look better than you even when my hair is a mess.
- You’re only upset because I look better than you even when my hair is a mess.
- You’re only young once but you can always be immature!
- You’re probably jealous of how good I look in this selfie… are you sweating yet!
- You’re probably mad because your life isn’t as interesting as mine…
- You’re probably upset because you can’t even achieve this selfie level of perfection! #fact #sorrynotsorry
